If I Had My Own Movie Awards...

Who in Hollywood would not want a Haydon?

Anyway, much like the fantastic Mark Kermode presents his Kermode awards to films, cast and crew who or were not Oscar nominated, I have decided to do the same, and so here is the list of the lucky few who have earned an imaginary and utterly repulsive piece for their mantelpiece/wheelie bin.

Best Picture

Shame

(dir: Steve McQueen - UK/USA - Fox Searchlight Pictures - 101 mins)

Best Lead Actor

Michael Fassbender

Shame

Best Lead Actress

Elizabeth Olsen

Martha Marcy May Marlene

Best Supporting Actor

Ryan Gosling

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Best Supporting Actress

Shaliene Woodley

The Descendants

Best Director

Nicolas Winding Refn

Drive

Best Original Screenplay

Martha Marcy May Marlene

Sean Durkin

Best Adapted Screenplay

Drive

Hossein Amini - Screenplay

James Sallis - Novel 

Best Original Score

Henry Escott

Shame
(In Particular, Unravelling [listen in scene below])

The Subway