Dr. Suess' The Lorax is out today in 'Tree-D' as the poster gags and like virtually every big-screen adaptation of Suess' novels, it's total dogshit. It's not The Cat in the Hat-bad but it's certainly rivals The Grinch that Stole Christmas and any Remaining Dignity Jim Carrey's Career had left During the Late 1990s and Early 2000s.
Rather than battering Wall.E's god-awful, poorly constructed premature third cousin, here are ten things which are better for you than this movie.
SNORLAX
TAMPAX
BOOTS RANDOLPH'S YAKETY SAX
FORD S-MAX
MONOPOLY'S INCOME TAX
STACEE JAXX
HEAT PAX
PEPSI MAX
KYLIE BAX
RECEIVING A FAX
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