Saturday, 18 February 2012

'Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close' Review

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (dir: Stephen Daldry, 2012) Cert: 12A

Alternative titles for Stephan Daldry's latest:

Extremely Lame & Incredibly Annoying

Extremely Long & Incredibly Preachy

Extremely Boring & Incredibly American

Extremely Derp-De-Derp & Incredibly Tum-Tee-Tiddly-Tum-Te-To

9/11 Killed Tom Hanks and Gave Me a Key

I'm 9 and I Have an IQ of 189 - I'm the Child Sheldon Cooper

I'm a Child Afraid of Strangers but I Spend 129 Minutes Talking Pretentious Crap to Them

Worst Photoshopped Poster Ever

Drive and Shame must be Extremely Angry and Incredibly Upset that this Terrible Movie was Oscar Nominated Over and Above Two Magnificent Pieces of Modern Cinema

It is simply mystifying just how bad Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close is and more so is the award nominations it has received. This is ugly, self-indulgent and above all else, mind-numbingly stupid filmmaking.

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